May 2013
2 posts
Can’t even rant on twitter anymore…
May 6th
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May 6th
April 2013
1 post
au-rev0ir: today i realized that if i woke up one minute earlier every day for one full year i would have three hundred and sixty-five more minutes and i would have six more hours to make my life tonight i set my alarm clock for 6:59 because who knows maybe it’ll make all the difference
Apr 13th
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February 2013
6 posts
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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“I prefer winter and fall, when you can feel the bone structure in the...”
– Andrew Wyeth (via free-parking)
Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 7th
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corkysnoo: So I just found out the coach of the Ravens and the coach of the 49ers are BROTHERS. They’re playing each other in the SUPERBOWL. Can you IMAGINE how awkward the next family dinner would be? “Hey bro, remember that time my team kicked your team’s ass in the Superbowl?” “Congratulations on the Superbowl, son!” *turns to other son* ….And you tried real hard.”
Feb 4th
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January 2013
6 posts
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Jan 29th
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“Inside, you have great compassion for poor people. Great. Does that result in...”
– David Wong Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person_p2/#ixzz2Ij6Pc3JP
Jan 22nd
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I want to be your favorite hello, and your hardest...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 14th
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December 2012
22 posts
Dec 20th
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someone: So what are you getting for christmas?
me: fatter
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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New Yorkers
Woman on the bus: if the world does end I hope it does in the morning, atleast I'll be in bed & I won't have to work all day then die
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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acutelesbian: I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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A Black man kills, he's a menace to society. A...
#whiteprivilege
Dec 20th
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urbancatfitters: i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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18 children dead? 18 futures, 18 personalities,...
Dec 14th
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Dec 6th
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move.
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease “somebody that i used to know”
Dec 4th
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November 2012
5 posts
Asian Categorization
analbawllz: yobossmichellevangster: Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops). Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers. Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers. Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers. Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers. Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers Indians = The advertising motherfuckers Hmong = The Asians no one...
Nov 8th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 4th
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I get offended/pissed off really easily, and tend to hold grudges. It’s one of my biggest flaws. I should try to change it, but then I think, if people weren’t so rude/stupid in the first place, I wouldn’t get pissed off as much. I mean, who the fuck would drive over someone’s lawn. Okay, I get it, a tree is in your way, but turn the fuck around and drive around the block...
Nov 3rd
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October 2012
6 posts
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thorstartsofpop: what pisses me off about women’s rights being debated is that women’s rights are still being debated. 
Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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p00pitsranice: It’s almost 4 and I still refuse to leave my warm and toasty bed. #humanburrito4eva its so warm outside though you bum LOL
Oct 14th
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ohhheybeautiful: If your parents ever walk into your room.  Open this link. Then smash the keyboard. omfg …..where was this link when I was in high school.
Oct 11th
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Oct 5th
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I can just imagine the number of Big Bird costumes...
Oct 4th
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September 2012
33 posts
LMAO I kill myself.
Pat (on the phone): you can come over for dinner. *hangs up*
Me: Who's that?
Pat: *insert name of girl I hate*
Me: Why the fuck can't she eat at her place?
Pat: Cus her residency doesn't have a kitchen.
Me: Well then too fucking bad should've chosen a better residency.
Pat: She can't LOL It's by lottery.
Me: Well then too fucking bad she should've had better karma.
Pat: WOOOOOOOOW LOL
I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON LMFAOOO
Sep 23rd
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Sep 20th