February 2012
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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karenhmbngo: Date the girl you would be proud of to bring home to Mom, not the girl you’re proud to have around your boys.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Parents: Why don't you do something productive, don't be lazy all the time.
Me: Okay, can I go out?
Parents: No, you go out too much.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Food should just come with an instruction manual...
Cus I have no idea how to prepare it and cook it -.- and now my soup is watery ):
Jan 26th
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This kid's been studying macro too much today LOL
Ivan Sheng:
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Kelvin Tam:
none, the opportunity cost is too high
Ivan Sheng:
...
oh my god
im gonna smack you
Kelvin Tam:
just remember, your marginal utility decreases every time you do! after a point slapping me will no longer serve a purpose!
Jan 24th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 10th
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