karenhmbngo: Date the girl you would be proud of to bring home to Mom, not the girl you’re proud to have around your boys.
Parents: Why don't you do something productive, don't be lazy all the time.
Me: Okay, can I go out?
Parents: No, you go out too much.
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Food should just come with an instruction manual...
Cus I have no idea how to prepare it and cook it -.- and now my soup is watery ):
This kid's been studying macro too much today LOL
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
none, the opportunity cost is too high
oh my god
im gonna smack you
just remember, your marginal utility decreases every time you do! after a point slapping me will no longer serve a purpose!