May 2012
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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
May 30th
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May 30th
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Laughing at my science fair project/expo
susiefollowedyouon: I have absolutely no idea what the heck I’m doing. me neither ): I’mma have to bs this so hard….
May 30th
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A real apology has 3 parts:
staypozitive: I’m sorry. It’s my fault. What can I do to make it right?
May 23rd
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We finally get an entire day to ourselves and you decide to sleep… I see how important our time together is now.  Why do these stupid things pop up every time I have something important to do the week of… happened during midterms too. Why can’t you sleep like a normal person. You always nap during the times we can talk/play with each other, and I feel so neglected. Maybe...
May 23rd
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A student was working in the lab and splashed a...
steebuu: stephanieyie: A. Run to the nurse’s office B. Splash a strong base into the eye to neutralize the acid C. Continuously flush the eye with water D. Find some distilled water to flush out the eye E. Call 911 and wait for trained medical personnel GOLDEN
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
May 23rd
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Listenitsjailenemae: jennyykim: Payphone - Girl...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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I feel like a hypocrite telling everyone to stay...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me:
me: *opens tumblr*
May 9th
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My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
May 9th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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Listena-blog-or-something: auhren: fapitalism: The...
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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Want something done? Get up and do it your damn...
May 6th
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May 6th
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Stop fixing your face and start fixing your...
May 5th
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May 5th
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me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
May 5th
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IDGAF = I don't give away food.
LOL Ivan? 
May 5th
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May 5th
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I want a nice body, but then like… food.
May 2nd
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