June 2012
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when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
yo @shin2753 and I right now LOL
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The fact that death can occur at any moment of our...
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サイモン兄ちゃん is a buttface.
Fuck. I wanna see you. And hug you. And make you...
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There's nothing scarier than getting what you...
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I just realized. This is my last year with the...
rollinginthegrapes:
I’m going to miss these babies. :(
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me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
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Don't get confused between my personality & my...
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me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: no
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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“thank goodness I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the...”
– no one (via ohhheybeautiful) 